What is the cheapest meat?
Deer balls, they're under a buck.
Why can't blondes parallel park? 'Cause guys keep telling them that 4 inches is really 8 inches.
Teacher to the class: "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"
So Little Johnny raises his hand: "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"
The Teacher said looked puzzled but answered: "Of course not Johnny."
To which Little Johnny answered: "Then I have definitely crapped my pants."
Nursing homes now give Viagra to the old guys living there.
Keeps them from rolling out of bed.
