What is the cheapest meat?
Deer balls, they're under a buck.
Why are cowgirls like cow pies?
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
A guy takes his date back to her place. He gets her up to her bedroom where he sees a wall full of fluffy toys.
After he fucks her he asks her: "How was I?"
She says: "Take anything from the bottom shelf."
Last night, I finally realized a longtime fantasy... I came all over my girlfriend's face.
Man, was she pissed when she woke up.
