What is the cheapest meat?
Deer balls, they're under a buck.
How do Cinderella and Pinnochio make love?
She sits on his face and he tells lies.
Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?
100 people who don't do dick.
Easy, inexpensive way to get rid of weeds: Put 2 cups of Epsom salt and a 1/4 cup of dish soap in a gallon of vinegar. Shake well.
Then tell your family you're going to mix it in their food if they don't get off their lazy asses and go outside and yank up the goddamned crabgrass.
