What is the cheapest meat?
Deer balls, they're under a buck.
I asked my wife to give me a blow job. She said "Can't you be more romantic?"
So I told her "Sure, give me a blow job... in the rain."
And that's when the fight started...
If a guy opens the car door for his wife you can be sure of 1 thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
Why does a dog lick himself?
He can't make a fist.
