What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A lesbian with a hard-on.
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
He changed his mind. Decided to stick it out for one more year!
Cop: "Are you a natural blonde?" Blonde: "Yeah."
Tosses his ticket book, starts pulling down his zipper
Blonde: "Oh, no, not another Breathalyzer test."
A man calls his wife into the bedroom. "I want to show you the new watch I got today."
She walks in and finds him with his pants down. "That's not a watch!" she says.
"It will be once you put two hands and a face on it."
