What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A lesbian with a hard-on.
My wife was curious. She asked: "When do married men stop jerking off?"
I told her: "When they get divorced."
And that's when the fight started...
World population has become a big problem. Experts say every 4 seconds a woman gives birth to another baby.
Our problem? We have to find this woman and stop her.
Three women were talking about what's it like in bed with their husbands.
The first said, "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated."
The second said, "Mine is like a Porsche; fast and powerful."
The third said, "Mine is like an antique Chevy. I have to start it by hand and then jump on once it gets going."
