What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A lesbian with a hard-on.
A third-grade teacher is getting to know her class on the first day of school. She turns to one little girl and asks, "So what does your daddy do?"
The little girl replies, "Whatever Mommy tells him to."
I quit my job at the helium gas factory.
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
