What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A lesbian with a hard-on.
Guy to his friend: "I’m getting married. I’m tired of a messy apartment, dirty dishes & no clothes to wear."
Friend tells him: "I’m getting divorced for the same reasons."
Teacher: Who knows the inventor of the car air conditioner?
Little Johnny: 3 Jewish guys. Hi, Norm and Max.
Why did the woman cross the road?
Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?
