Why are cowgirls like cow pies?
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
We named our daughter after my wife's mother.
Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 next week.
Cop pulls a guy over at 3am: "Where you going at this hour?"
Guy says: "To a lecture on alcohol abuse, its effect on the human body. And the dangers of smoking & staying out late."
"Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
"My wife."
What does it mean if a man remembers the color of a woman’s eyes after a first date?
She’s got small tits.
