What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean.
A good start.
"By the Thanksgiving meal eveyone goes around the table saying what they are most thankful for, you know what I say?
I'm thankful I didn't get caught!"
Guy bought his wife a new coat and a dildo. Figured if she didn't like the coat, she could go fuck herself.
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I told him, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!"
Then I unplugged his life support.
