What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean.
A good start.
My wife was about to start her morning nag when I shot out: "You know our marriage is like a three-ring circus..."
And before she could comment I told her why: "First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering!"
And that's when the fight started...
You ever been by a place and thought "Man, if I went in there, I know I'd get laid." I get that feeling all the time - I live near a prison.
What's the difference between a conservative and a liberal?
A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.
