What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?
A 1-story... no fucking overhead.
My apartment is full of Valentine's cards.
I'm not some kind of stud.
I'm a lazy bastard postman.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made out of wood?
His hand caught fire.
A doctor told his patient her test results came back and she had a rare disease with only 6 months to live.
"That's such a short amount of time." the woman begged, "Isn't there anything I can do?"
"Marry a lawyer," the doctor told her. "It will be the longest six months of your life."
