What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?
A 1-story... no fucking overhead.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made out of wood?
His hand caught fire.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
What's the best thing about a blow job?
Ten minutes of silence!
