What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?
A 1-story... no fucking overhead.
How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?
He's smoking a cigarette.
What's the difference between a girl who spits and a girl who swallows?
A wedding ring.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
