What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?
A 1-story... no fucking overhead.
What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?
A beer in each hand.
How are fat chicks like a moped?
They may be fun to ride if you got nothin' better, but you wouldn't want your friends to find out.
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?
A trip without the kids!
