What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?
A 1-story... no fucking overhead.
My dick's so big it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.
What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
About three inches.
What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?
Strip Poker.
