What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?
A 1-story... no fucking overhead.
When's it okay to spit in an Italian girl's face?
When her moustache is on fire.
"By the Thanksgiving meal eveyone goes around the table saying what they are most thankful for, you know what I say?
I'm thankful I didn't get caught!"
Why don't blind people skydive?
It scares the shit out of their dogs!
