What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?
The other guys waiting their turn!
What do you call a judge with no balls?
Justice Prick
The difference between a redneck & poor white trash? Redneck knocks his sister up, white trash marries her.
I came home one evening and my wife was in the kitchen crying.
She told me she had baked me a pie and the dog ate it.
I told her: "Don't cry honey. I'll buy you another dog."
And that's when the fight started.
