What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?
The other guys waiting their turn!
Hallmark Card fail:
"My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. Looked underneath and noticed your cat."
What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
Guy walks into a bar carrying a pistol and shouts: "Which one of you assholes slept with my wife?"
A drunk sitting at the end of the bar shouts back: "You ain't got enough bullets buddy."
