What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?
The other guys waiting their turn!
My wife wanted to test me. So she asked: "Honey, what would you do if you came home and caught me in bed with another guy."
I told her: "I'd kick his seeing eye dog."
And that's when the fight started...
Studies have been done to determine what pleases a woman. Turns out it takes only 3.4 inches to please a woman.
Doesn't matter if its Visa or MasterCard
A termite walks into a bar and asks: "Where's the bar tender?"
