A termite walks into a bar and asks: "Where's the bar tender?"
How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party?
The cake jumps out of the girl.
My wife was complaining I fart too much, so she ripped a big one right back at me. I asked her, "Honey, you never did that when we were dating. How come?"
She said, "'Cause I didn't get an asshole till we were married."
And that's when the fight started...
What did the dick say to the balls?
You guys hang around here while I go inside.
