Ol' Grandpa At It Again

Last Christmas grandpa surprised eveyone and made snow angels.

He skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians.

My dick is so smart it was Valedictorian of my senior class. My prom date was voted most likely to succeed. Say it slowly... you'll get it.

Have you heard about the new line of tampons with bells and tinsel?

It's for the Christmas period.

A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Give me a double entendre."

So he gave it to her.