The only thing wrong with sex on television is that you could fall off.
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
What is the flattest surface you can iron your jeans on?
A white chick's ass.
I was visiting New York City recently and had to ask for directions. I went over to a random guy on the street and asked for his help.
Right away he told me, "Sure, head down 42nd street and take a left at the corner of get a map and fuck you!"
Gee, New Yorkers are so friendly...
