The only thing wrong with sex on television is that you could fall off.
How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party?
The cake jumps out of the girl.
Three words to ruin a man's ego...
"Is it in?"
(Not that Ol' Dick Johnson has ever heard that or anything like it!)
Duck walks into a whorehouse, asks the madame: "If I pick out 1 of your whores will you put it on my bill?"
