The only thing wrong with sex on television is that you could fall off.
What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
What do you call a 350-pound stripper?
Broke.
Two women are stuck on one side of the boulevard as a parade passes through... complete with floats, a marching band, and hot air balloons.
One gal asks the other: "What's this all about?" Her friend tells her: "It's the gay pride parade."
The first gal replies: "Yeah. Well I suck dick and take it up the ass. Where's my fuckin' parade?"
