Let The Force Be With You

If you force a prostitute to screw you, is it rape or shoplifting?

You choose.

Judge Calloway's court docket was too full.

So he knocked the sodomy charge down to "following too close."

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry her.

Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

(And in case you are wondering, yes, I'll be here all night!)