If you force a prostitute to screw you, is it rape or shoplifting?
You choose.
I think I know the answer... but I'm gonna ask it anyway, Would you rather meet your girlfriend in the park or park your meat in your girlfriend? Just what I thought!
My wife was about to start her morning nag when I shot out: "You know our marriage is like a three-ring circus..."
And before she could comment I told her why: "First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering!"
And that's when the fight started...
One night my wife asked me to take out the garbage.
I told her: "You cooked it, you take it out."
