If you force a prostitute to screw you, is it rape or shoplifting?
You choose.
A recent survey shows that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions... HANDS DOWN!
A baby polar bear goes to his mama and asks: "Am I a real polar bear?"
His mama assures him: "Of course you are. You're my son and we live in the north pole."
Then the baby bear goes to his father and asks: "Dad, am I a real polar bear?"
His dad tells him: "Yes you are son. You have big paws and you're white just like me. Why do you ask?"
"Cause I'm fuckin' freezing."
It's called St. Valentine's Day because "St. Blowjob for Jewelry Day" just didn't have the same ring to it.
