If you force a prostitute to screw you, is it rape or shoplifting?
You choose.
A lawyer asks his partner, "Are you fucking the new secretary?"
The partner tells him, "No."
So the first lawyer says, "Great! Then you fire her."
Cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy what do you get?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
The masochist begs: "Beat me, beat me."
The sadist smiles and says: "Nooooo!"
