What did Eve wear? A fig leaf.
OK... So what did Adam wear?
A hole in Eve's fig leaf.
What gets longer when you pull it, fits between the breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?
A seat belt.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breath through something that small?"
What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A lesbian with a hard-on.
