I needed hearing aids, so I asked my doc for the latest technology. You know... the ones that connect directly to the 900 chat lines so I can listen "hands-free"... if you know what I mean.
A lady goes into a sporting goods store and tells the salesman, "I need a present for my son's birthday." The salesman suggests, "How about this skateboard?" She asks, "How much?" He says, "Forty-nine ninety-five." She says, "Too much." Then he suggests, "How about this baseball bat?" She asks, "How much?" He says, "Eight ninety-five." She says, "Great, I'll take it." He then asks, "You wanna ball for the bat?" She says, "No ... but I'll blow you for the skateboard."
