What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What's the difference between pink and purple?
The grip!
My wife wanted to test me. So she asked: "Honey, what would you do if you came home and caught me in bed with another guy."
I told her: "I'd kick his seeing eye dog."
And that's when the fight started...
What does a virgin and a balloon have in common?
One prick and it's all over.
