Did you hear about the junkie that was addicted to brake fluid?
He said he could stop anytime.
A chicken and and egg are lying in bed.
The chicken begins to light up a cigarette.
The egg says: "Well... I guess that answers that question."
Why shouldn't you cut suppositories in half?
They're supposed to be shoved up your ass whole.
Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony? The girl who can eat the last donut.
