What do you call hooker that likes it in the ass?
A crack whore.
Did you ever think what a horrible life a dick has? Think about it... his roommates are nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and every night his owner strangles him with one hand until he throws up!
Why'd the guy text his wife a picture of his limp dick?
Wanted to let her know he was thinking about her.
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
