What do you call hooker that likes it in the ass?
A crack whore.
What do you call a beautiful Polish girl?
Lucky!
I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people.
It needs more work.
Little Johnny came home and told his mom he got kicked out of mathematics class. His mom asked "What happened."
Little Johnny told her: "The teacher asked me, 'What comes after 69?' Apparently 'mouthwash' was the wrong answer!"