What do you call 8 days of blowjobs by candlelight?
Honica Lewinsky.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves!
Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.
Little Johnny came home and told his mom he got kicked out of mathematics class. His mom asked "What happened."
Little Johnny told her: "The teacher asked me, 'What comes after 69?' Apparently 'mouthwash' was the wrong answer!"
Women fake orgasms to have relationships
Men fake relationships to have orgasms.
