If you keep a baseball bat in your car, also keep a glove.
Your lawyer will thank you.
Why did the woman leave her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger?
She just couldn’t take it any longer.
My wife told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy.
When I came back she asked what did I get. I told her I got drunk.
And that's when the fight started...
Why is a woman like a car?
On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.
