If you keep a baseball bat in your car, also keep a glove.
Your lawyer will thank you.
What do you say to a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
"Good morning, Your Honor."
What's worse than getting your keys stuck inside your car when you're parked outside an abortion clinic?
Going in to ask if you can borrow a coat hanger.
My wife and I were discussing the differences between men and women. She asked: "So what do you think the biggest difference is?"
I told her: "What comes to mind when I say I'd like to give you a facial!"
And that's when the fight started...
