How are nail polish and panties the same?
They both come off with a little alcohol.
Guy goes to psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap.
The doc tells him: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?
As soon as you see it coming you know someone is going to lose a trailer.
What's a pussy?
The box a dick comes in.
Did you see that one coming?
