How are nail polish and panties the same?
They both come off with a little alcohol.
A blind guy in Macy's has his seeing-eye dog by the tail and is twirling it over his head.
A salesman walks up and asks: "Can I help you?"
The blind guy replies: "Nah. I'm just looking around."
If you force a prostitute to screw you, is it rape or shoplifting?
You choose.
What did the Jewish guy and his Chinese wife name their baby boy?
Ka Ching!
