How are nail polish and panties the same?
They both come off with a little alcohol.
"IT'S A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY."
And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel again!
What's the difference between zebras and female Marines?
Zebras don't have to suck anybody's dick to get their stripes.
Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
