What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with it the harder it gets.
Surgeons prefer operating on politicians.
No guts, heart or spine & the mouth & asshole are interchangeable.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest & a pilot are in a plane that's about to crash.
The pilot says: "Well, we only have three parachutes, let's give them to the three Boy Scouts. They are young and have their whole lives in front of them."
The lawyer says: "Fuck the Boy Scouts!"
The priest says: "Do we have time?"
