What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with it the harder it gets.
I think I know the answer... but I'm gonna ask it anyway, Would you rather meet your girlfriend in the park or park your meat in your girlfriend? Just what I thought!
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off.
How do you stop a clown from smiling?
Shoot him in the face!