What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with it the harder it gets.
1/3 of women not interested in sex. Me too. The 1/3 from the neck up...meh. From the tits down? I'm in.
Women are like guns.
Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
Man talks dirty to a woman? That's sexual harassment.
Woman talks dirty to a man? That's $1.99 a minute.
