What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with it the harder it gets.
My dick's so big it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.
Two guys were in a bar. The first one said: "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning."
"What is she doing?", his buddy asks.
"Waiting for me to get home."
What is the main difference between the first and second honeymoon?
On the second honeymoon, the husband is the one sobbing, "It's way too big."
