I have a a real problem with sex and booze...
Every time I have sex, my girlfriend boos.
My girlfriend thought I had a small penis.
I thought she was just shallow.
How is pubic hair like parsley?
You push it to the side before you start eating.
Little Johnny was in sex ed class when the teacher began a discussion about genitals. Johnny shouted out, "My old man has got two of those"
The teacher was shocked and asked Johnny to explain.
"Well, the small one he uses when he takes a piss. And the large one he uses to brush the baby sitter's teeth."
