How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twelve ... you got a problem?
Wife comes out of a beauty salon and asks husband: "So, how do I look?"
"Well, at least you tried..."
And that's when the fight started...
I quit my job at the helium gas factory.
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.
(Oh yeah, I'll be here all night...)
