How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twelve ... you got a problem?
What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?
The head nurse.
My dick's so big it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.
The average vagina 8" deep, the average penis 5 1/2" long. Do the math. In New York City alone there's 165 miles of unused pussy.