How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twelve ... you got a problem?
Why did the woman leave her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger?
She just couldn’t take it any longer.
When would you want a man's company?
When he owns it.
What do all the female reindeer do when santa is busy working with the males on christmas eve?Go into town and blow a couple of bucks!
