Storm's A Comin'

What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

As soon as you see it coming you know someone is going to lose a trailer.

How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?

He's smoking a cigarette.

Why can't lesbians adopt a child?

Because they don't serve minors to lickers.

Question: Which is more vicious... Killer Bees or Asian Murder Hornets?

Answer: My ex-wife.