They finally came out new a new blonde paint.
It's not real bright, but it's cheap... and it spreads easy.
Three words to ruin a man's ego...
"Is it in?"
(Not that Ol' Dick Johnson has ever heard that or anything like it!)
How's an old lady's twat like Australia?
Everybody knows it's down there but nobody really gives a shit.
What do you call a guy with a small dick?
Justin!
What do you call a guy with a giant dick?
Phil!