Ask Sherwin Williams

They finally came out new a new blonde paint.

It's not real bright, but it's cheap... and it spreads easy.

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Love doesn't last forever.

What do a wife & a condom have in common?

They both spend wayyy more time in your wallet than on your dick.

I came home one evening and my wife was in the kitchen crying.

She told me she had baked me a pie and the dog ate it.

I told her: "Don't cry honey. I'll buy you another dog."

And that's when the fight started.