Ask Sherwin Williams

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They finally came out new a new blonde paint.

It's not real bright, but it's cheap... and it spreads easy.

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No Prescription Necessary

A lady walked into a pharmacy and asked: "Do you have Viagra?" The pharmacist answered: "Sure." She then asked: "Does it work?" and his reply was: "Definitely!"

Finally whe wanted to know: "Can you get it over the counter?" and he told her "I can if I take two!"

What's Your Number?

I just bought the latest sleep-number smart bed. It detects when you're screwing your wife, locks the front door and turns on the stereo so your neighbors can't hear you. My number is 69.

Who's Thirsty?

What do you call a virgin on a water bed?

A cherry float.