Whore Or A Bitch?

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The difference between a whore & a bitch?

A whore fucks everyone at the party. The bitch? Everyone but you.

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What do you get when cross an attorney with a feminist?

A lawyer who won't fuck you.

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Two Syrian hookers were talking about their problems. One said: "With the Russians jumping into this war we've got soldiers lined up around the block. I need a break!"

Her girlfriend agreed: "Yeah... I think we need to declare a no fly zone."

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What did one tampon say to the other?

Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.