What do you get when cross an attorney with a feminist?
A lawyer who won't fuck you.
Cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy what do you get?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Researchers have determined that 99% of all men jerk off in the shower and the other 1% sing.
Do you know what they sing?
I didn't think you did.
What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A Klondike Bar.
