What do you get when cross an attorney with a feminist?
A lawyer who won't fuck you.
What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?
Einstein's dick.
What's the difference between your job and a whore who dropped dead?
Tomorrow your job will still suck!
A girl's going across town in a cab. When she gets where she's going she discovers she has no money.
She lifts her skirt and says, "Cabbie, you want to barter?"
He takes a look and says, "Lady, haven't you got anything smaller?"
