Why don't Canadians attend orgies?
Too many thank-you notes to write afterwards.
The difference between buying a lottery ticket and fighting with your wife?
You have a chance at winning the lottery.
I'm feeling a bit more mature these days so I wasn't embarrassed walking into the drug store to buy condoms. That is, until the woman behind the counter advised me, 'Save your money -- buy a lottery ticket.'
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.
