What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
The teacher asked the class to use the word indefinitely in a sentence?
Little Johnny raised his hand and said: "When your balls are slapping on the cheeks of her ass, you're in definitely."
My wife and I were talking about what turns men and women on. I asked her: "Why do you think men like big tits and a tight ass?"
She said: "In your case because you’ve got a big mouth and a small dick."
And that's when the fight started...
