What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
A guy, seeing two dogs going at it on the lawn says to his buddy, "You and your wife ever do it like that?"
"Only once" says his friend. "And it took 5 drinks to get her out in the yard."
Nursing homes now give Viagra to the old guys living there.
Keeps them from rolling out of bed.
What do you say to a women with small tits?
Nothing!
