Brand New Dishwasher

What's the first thing a man would do if there were no women left on earth?

Invent a dishwasher that would suck his dick.

My wife asked me: "Why do you go out on the balcony every time I start to sing?"

I told her: "I don't want the neighbors to think I'm beating you."

And that's when the fight started...

My dick is so big, it graduated High School a year ahead of me.

Why's a sheep better than a woman?

A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.