The Billing Rules

Why does the bar association forbid lawyers & clients from having sex?

To prevent them from billing twice for essentially the same service.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

What do lesbians cook for dinner?

They don't cook... they eat out.

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.