A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please”.
A Chinese guy calls his boss and says: "Me sick... Can`t come to work today." The Boss says: "No problem. When I'm sick, I fuck my wife... try that!"
Two hours later the Chinese guy rings back and says: "Me better now... you got a nice house!"
Why are black guys dicks bigger than white guys?
Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!
Cop at door "Looks like your wife's been hit by a bus"
"Yeah but she's a nice person & good with the kids"
