A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please”.
How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
Call her and tell her.
This is going to be the 1st Valentine's Day I was single in almost 10 years. I'm kind of excited...
I just hope the wife feels the same way when she finds out.
What's the difference between a husand and a wife?
Wives want to videotape the birth of their child. Husbands want to videotape the conception.
