A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please”.
What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates?
A tearjerker.
Two guys are having a couple of beers and talking about their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggy style?" asks the first one.
"Well, not exactly," replies his friend. "She just pretends to be a dog." "Very kinky." says the first guy.
"Well, not really... Whenever I lean over and whisper let's do it doggy style, she rolls over and plays dead."
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.
