A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please”.
A woman asks the pharmacist if he carries extra-large condoms. The pharmacist replies, "Yes, would you like to buy some?"
The woman says, "No, but do you mind if I stand here and wait for the next guy that buys a box?"
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
Gal to cashier: "I'm in a hurry, can you please check me out?"
Clerk looks her up & down: "Nice tits, babe!"
