Three blondes walk into a building.
You'd think one of them would've seen it...
What's the difference between love and herpes?
Love doesn't last forever.
Harry and his wife go to a party on a Friday night.
Saturday morning they wake up and his wife tells him, "Boy, were you loaded last night. You insulted your boss for ten minutes straight. He finally fired you."
Harry says, "Fuck my boss."
She says, "I did. You go back to work Monday."
A match asks if he can get into a dance club. The Bouncer says: "You can go in. Just don't start anything."
