Three blondes walk into a building.
You'd think one of them would've seen it...
A drunk's walking along and smacks right into a tree. He backs up a few steps and then walks into the tree again. And then he does it again!
Finally he mumbles to himself, "This is great. I was supposed to be home hours ago, and here I am, lost in the fuckin' forest."
What do you get when cross an attorney with a feminist?
A lawyer who won't fuck you.
What actress would you like to be stuck in an elevator with?
One who knows how to fix elevators.
