What do you call a rabbit with no feet?
Unlucky.
What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
A wet nose.
I told my wife our credit cards were stolen, but I'm not reporting it.
She asked why not?
"Cause the thief spends less than you do."
And that's when the fight started...
What's better than being a historic pioneer of women's rights?
Being a man.
