What do you call a rabbit with no feet?
Unlucky.
It was dad's turn to take his 10-year old daughter for a haircut... so he took her to his favorite barber.
While she was sitting in the chair with her lollipop the barber walked up and warned, "You're going to get hair on your lollipop."
The little girl nodded and said, "Uh, huh. And I'm gonna get tits, too."
How does a redneck girl practice safe sex?
She locks the doors on her pickup truck.
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.
