What do you call a rabbit with no feet?
Unlucky.
Nursing homes now give Viagra to the old guys living there.
Keeps them from rolling out of bed.
Why is a drunk at a massage parlor like a bumper sticker?
No matter how you pull it they're hard to get off.
What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!
