What happened to the depressed dyslexic?
He threw himself behind the bus.
Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?
100 people who don't do dick.
Harry and his wife go to a party on a Friday night.
Saturday morning they wake up and his wife tells him, "Boy, were you loaded last night. You insulted your boss for ten minutes straight. He finally fired you."
Harry says, "Fuck my boss."
She says, "I did. You go back to work Monday."
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.
