What happened to the depressed dyslexic?
He threw himself behind the bus.
It's been said if you bend over & put your ear to someone's leg you can hear "What the fuck are you doing?"
What does a woman's asshole do when she has an orgasm?
He's probably home watching football or something.
It was our anniversary and I asked my wife if she remembered out wedding vows when the minister said "for better or worse?"
She said: "Yeah... You couldn't do any better and I couldn't do any worse."
And that's when the fight started...
