What happened to the depressed dyslexic?
He threw himself behind the bus.
The family was having dinner last night when our son turned to his mother and asked: "Mom, what's a blowjob"
I turned to him and said: "Your mother doesn't know son."
And that's when the fight started...
What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
They both like a tight seal.
Hired a 19 year-old Danish girl with huge tits to babysit.
Now where the fuck am I going to get some kids?
