What happened to the depressed dyslexic?
He threw himself behind the bus.
My wife and I were discussing the recent death of a friend. She asked me: "Why do you think men die before their wives?"
I said: "Because they want to."
And that's when the fight started...
My wife and I were basking in the afterglow of having sex when she asked: "Honey, why did God create orgasms?"
I said: "So women can moan even when they’re happy."
What does it mean when they fly the flag at half staff at the post office.
They're hiring.
