What do cheerleaders say after sex?
"Thanks, guys!".
Why'd the trapeze artist divorce his wife?
He caught her in the act.
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?
A Mechanic.
A man tells his wife "I want to take a picture of your boobs so I can remember them like this forever."
The wife replies "I want to take a picture of your dick so I can enlarge it."
And that's when the fight started...
