What do cheerleaders say after sex?
"Thanks, guys!".
My wife popped in while I was watching the game and asked: "Want some supper?"
Without looking up I replied: "What are my choices?" She fired back: "Yes and no!"
And that's when the fight started...
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
What do a gynecologist & a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can smell it, but they can't eat it.