What do cheerleaders say after sex?
"Thanks, guys!".
A kid walks in and catches his mom sucking on his father's dick.
He says, "Hey, are you guys making a baby?"
Mom lifts her head up and says, "No sweetie... we're making jewelry."
What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
Cowboy hats are for assholes.
My wife came in complaining about me never lifting a finger around the house.
So I did - the middle one.
And that's when the fight started...
