Just Like Your Father

The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!"

Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

How do they say "fuck you" in Hollywood?

Trust me.

"Mom I tied the knot."

"Great. Now kick out the chair he's standing on & you're finally rid of the jerk."

Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?

Because He didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.