What do you get when you sleep with a judge?
An honorable discharge.
Keep this in mind... a honeymoon should only be for six days. Why? Because seven days make a whole week.
In fact, don't go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get a weak end.
Just sayin'...
How are nail polish and panties the same?
They both come off with a little alcohol.
The teacher asked the class: "What's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde raised her hand and answered: "W"