A Good Day on the High Seas

A good-looking teenage girl went out fishing with six older guys.

She came home with a red snapper.

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

The blonde said: "I want French fries and a diet Coke."

The librarian looked at her and snapped: "This is a library!"

So the blonde leaned in and whispered: "Sorry ... I want French Fries and a diet Coke."

Nursing homes now give Viagra to the old guys living there.

Keeps them from rolling out of bed.