A Good Day on the High Seas

A good-looking teenage girl went out fishing with six older guys.

She came home with a red snapper.

What is the difference between a New York City taxi and an elephant?

The elephant has the trunk in the front and the asshole in the back.

What did one tampon say to the other?

Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.

Two gals were shopping at the supermarket. The first one grabs a good sized potato in each hand and says, "These remind me of my husband's balls."

Her friend looked impressed and replied, "That big, huh?"

"Nope," was the response, "That dirty."