What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?
Nothing.
My wife and I were discussing the current state of NASA and the space program. She asked: "Why do you think they never sent a woman to the moon?"
I told her: "'Cause it doesn't need cleaning."
And that's when the fight started...
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
My girlfriend's dad asked me what I do.
Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.
