What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?
Nothing.
My wife and I were lying in bed last night. She gently leaned over and whispered: "I'm going to make you the happiest man in the world."
So I leaned over and whispered back: "I'm going to miss you."
And that's when the fight started...
What's the difference between the lesbians in porn films and a lesbian in real life?
About 65 pounds.
Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?
More leg room.
