Why'd the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
At a party the other night I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently "In HD" was not the best answer.
My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.
(With thanks to the great Henny Youngman.)
What do you get when cross an attorney with a feminist?
A lawyer who won't fuck you.
