What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off.
How do Cinderella and Pinnochio make love?
She sits on his face and he tells lies.
Nacho comes before a judge. The judge asks: "Why're you here?" Nacho tells him: "I'm accused of starting my Xmas shopping early."
The judge says, "That's not a crime. How early did you start?"
Nacho says, "Before the store opened."
I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.
One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
