What do women and milk cartons have in common?
You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.
Women are like guns.
Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
Bad things come in three's. Always in three's.
The other day I was screwing my girlfriend while her husband was on a business trip. First she said three words: "Is it in?"
Then she followed that with: "Are you done?"
And finally I heard the front door open and a man's voice shout out: "Honey, I'm home!"
What's the worst thing about anal sex with a horse?
When it's his turn.
