Every Frickin' Joke - Results from #616

That's The Whole Point

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 26 January 2016; Hits: 2332

What does a virgin and a balloon have in common?

One prick and it's all over.

A Golden Combination

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 25 January 2016; Hits: 1986

What's the best thing about a blow job?

Ten minutes of silence!

Depends on How You Like It

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 24 January 2016; Hits: 2145

What's the difference between medium and rare?

6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

Are Those Brand New Hardwood Floors?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 23 January 2016; Hits: 2328

How are women like hardwood floors?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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No Fairy Tale

Little Red Riding Hood went to grandma's house and found her lying in bed. Little Red Riding Hood said, ''Grandma, what big eyes you have!'' Grandma replied: ''The better to see you with, my dear.'' Then Little Red Riding Hood remarked: ''Grandma, what big ears you have!'' Grandma smiled and said: "The better to hear you with, my dear.''

Finally Little Red Riding Hood said: ''Grandma, what a big mouth you have!'' Grandma snapped back: ''Of course I do! Have you seen Grandpa's dick?!?''

Things Aren't Always What They Appear To Be

The 10th grade biology teacher asked Jessica: "What part of the human body increases to 10 times it's normal size when excited?" Jessica responded: "I'm too embarrassed to answer!"

So the teacher asked Little Johnny who quickly said: "That's easy...the pupil of the eye." "That's correct, Johnny. Very good!"

And then turning back to Jessica, the teacher said: "I have three things to say to you, young lady... first, you didn't do your homework; second, you have a dirty mind; and third, you're in for a big disappointment!"

Storm's A Comin'

What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

As soon as you see it coming you know someone is going to lose a trailer.