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As Far As The Eye Can See

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 30 January 2016; Hits: 2212

Two blondes are talking geography. The first one asks: "Which do you think is further away, Florida or the moon?"

Her pal replies: "Hellooo, can you see Florida from here?"

Now THIS Is Doggie Style

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 29 January 2016; Hits: 2391

What'd the Polish guy say when he came home and found his best friend on top of his wife?

Down, Fido, down boy!

The Smelliest Common Denominator

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 28 January 2016; Hits: 2477

What do a gynecologist & a pizza delivery boy have in common?

They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

I Came All Over That Place

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 27 January 2016; Hits: 2551

Last night, I finally realized a longtime fantasy... I came all over my girlfriend's face.

Man, was she pissed when she woke up.

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Sex Tape

My wife kinda had second thoughts about the first sex video I had talked her into making, so she said she wanted it back.

I said, "OK, but you'll have to pay twenty bucks, just like everybody else."

And that's when the fight started...

Where's My Gun?

Women are like guns.

Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.

And I Don't Even Know It

You didn't know old Dick Johnson is a bit of a poet, did you. Yep! My dick is a Longfellow.