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What does bungee jumping & a hooker have in common?

Cost: a 100 bucks. If the rubber breaks you're screwed.

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What do you say to a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

"Good morning, Your Honor."

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What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave?

A microwave doesn't brown your meat!

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I was walking in the park the other day with my wife when she pointed to a young couple sitting on a bench, passionately kissing. "Why don't you do that?" she asked.

"Honey," I replied, "I don't even know that woman!"

And that's when the fight started...

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