Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off?
Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!
I razzed my wife: "I shoulda never got married. Why buy the whole cow when I was gettin' the milk for free?"
She snapped back: "Yeah? Well I got stuck with the whole pig for just one little sausage."
And that's when the fight started...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off.
If my son farts or has his hands down his pants, my wife smiles and says, “Like father, like son!”
Yesterday we caught him screwing the neighbor, but for some reason it wasn’t so funny when I said it.
