Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off?
Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!
I told my buddy: "I got caught jerking off to a National Geographic magazine."
Asks: "Were you embarrassed?"
"No, but my dentist's receptionist was."
I wish I had parents like Dora.
They let that little bitch go everywhere.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Gagged!
