Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off?
Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!
A lawyer asks his partner, "Are you fucking the new secretary?"
The partner tells him, "No."
So the first lawyer says, "Great! Then you fire her."
My contribution to poetry & truth:
Roses are red that much is true. But violets are purple not fucking blue.
Did you hear about the girl who had three chances to get pregnant?
Blew 'em all.
