What is the smallest hotel in the world?
A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside.
A guy is sitting at the bar and he's really drunk. His dick is out, he's a monstrous hard-on, and he's beating off like there's no tomorrow.
The bartender says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get outta here."
The guy says, "Are you kiddin'? No way I can leave. If I stood up I couldn't walk. In fact, I'm so drunk, I don't even know who I'm screwin'."
Little Johnny: "Where do babies come from?"
Mother: "The stork brings them."
Johnny: "Who fucks the stork?"
What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?
He heads over to the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
(Ah please... just google it!)
