What's the difference between medium and rare?
6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.
Guy tells his buddy: "I think I've become di-sexual."
Friend asks: "Di-sexual? What the hell is that?"
Guy says: "If I don't get me some pussy pretty soon... I'm gonna kill myself."
Know when a man is well hung?
When you can barely slip a finger in between his neck & the noose.
My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.
(With thanks to the great Henny Youngman.)
