What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!
Why aren't federal government employees allowed to look out the window in the morning?
Because then they would have nothing to do in the afternoon.
Why is a drunk at a massage parlor like a bumper sticker?
No matter how you pull it they're hard to get off.
Teacher: Who knows the inventor of the car air conditioner?
Little Johnny: 3 Jewish guys. Hi, Norm and Max.
