How do you know when you are getting old?
When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with.
I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me up all night!"
And that's when the fight started...
How come during sex it's OK to say, 'Who's your daddy?,' but it's not OK to say, 'I love you, mommy'?
Difference between women & a washing machine? Dump your load in a washing machine doesn't call a week later.
