How do you know when you are getting old?
When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
Did you hear about the Jewish mother doll?
You pull the string and it says, "Again with the string..."
My wife wanted to go on a pleasure trip.
I told her: "Great, let's take your mother to the airport."
And that's when the fight started...
If a guy and a girl need a marriage license what do lesbians need?
A liquor license.
