How do you know when you are getting old?
When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
Why are men like cars?
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is coming.
What is the difference between a New York City taxi and an elephant?
The elephant has the trunk in the front and the asshole in the back.
A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Give me a double entendre."
So he gave it to her.
