How do you know when you are getting old?
When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
Man is incomplete until he’s married.
Then he’s finished.
Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?
More leg room.
We were getting ready in the bathroom together when my wife started putting her deodorant on. Thinking she was being cute she asked: "What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?"
I told her: "The back of my hand."
And that's when the fight started...
