What do you call a guy who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you the flavor?
A smartass!
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick. Booyaa!
How is sex like credit?
It's the people who need it most who can't get any.
Three words to ruin a man's ego...
"Is it in?"
(Not that Ol' Dick Johnson has ever heard that or anything like it!)
